








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1980 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3137 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2650 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $433,959 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stefonja | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Ivica Todoric | 48% | 204 |
| #3 | Nilski Konj | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | Augustus | 47% | 190 |
| #5 | swift | 46% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | swift | 46% | 87 |
| #6 | Sused | 45% | 209 |
| #7 | tratincica | 44% | 144 |
| #8 | Wex | 36% | 33 |
| #9 | Cereal | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Augustus | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | swift | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | tratincica | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Sused | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Cereal | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Augustus | 277 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Sused | 213 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ivica Todoric | 193 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | tratincica | 167 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nilski Konj | 116 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wex | +2.40 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | dejak | +1.90 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | Ivica Todoric | +0.94 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Augustus | -1.02 | 32 | 52 |
| #5 | swift | -1.25 | 45 | 58 |





