








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3024 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5384 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3183 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3990 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,946,061 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3997 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 冰淇淋 | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Akaza | 9 9 9 | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | ykkosvaantaja | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Juunez | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | sexmane | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aki Hayakawa | +1.69 | 62 | 60 |
| #2 | ykkosvaantaja | +1.58 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | Akaza | 9 9 9 | +1.51 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | Juunez | +1.32 | 52 | 75 |
| #5 | sexmane | +0.89 | 67 | 64 |





