








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6109 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6758 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4149 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3387 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,702,319 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 61% | 54 |
| #2 | Totoro4346#8299 | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | GirlMaise | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | MayBeGoA | 43% | 58 |
| #5 | C-rap | 40% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | fangool | 35% | 60 |
| #12 | PeterTheViking | 31% | 300 |
| #13 | Bromie | 30% | 216 |
| #14 | andfolt | 25% | 93 |
| #15 | RagePete | 23% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bromie | 27 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Primdahl | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | RagePete | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | fangool | 9 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | Hammeren | 8 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C-rap | 270 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bromie | 234 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Hammeren | 179 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 163 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Primdahl | 159 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +7.14 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | fangool | +4.63 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | MayBeGoA | +2.63 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | +1.40 | 42 | 37 |
| #5 | GirlMaise | +1.31 | 33 | 56 |





