








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Faceit | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 837 | 5% |
| Smokes | 4378 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8164 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 4541 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,541,964 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fangool | 53% | 164 |
| #2 | Chralle | 49% | 241 |
| #3 | Primdahl | 47% | 171 |
| #4 | Super Monkey ๐ฉ๐ฐ | 47% | 693 |
| #5 | C-rap | 46% | 479 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | PeterTheViking | 39% | 178 |
| #13 | Lauenborg | 38% | 61 |
| #14 | RagePete | 38% | 69 |
| #15 | โกโโขโโคโข | 35% | 169 |
| #16 | andfolt | 31% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fangool | +5.90 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Chralle | +3.95 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | Super Monkey ๐ฉ๐ฐ | +1.81 | 43 | 41 |
| #4 | Lauenborg | +1.29 | 44 | 70 |
| #5 | Primdahl | +1.20 | 40 | 60 |





