








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Faceit | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,445 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3042 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5485 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5173 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5059 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,180,178 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 49% | 218 |
| #2 | Maria <3 | 47% | 171 |
| #3 | Bromie | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | Hammeren | 45% | 151 |
| #5 | C-rap | 44% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 17 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | C-rap | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Hammeren | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Bromie | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MayBeGoA | +3.75 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | +1.80 | 42 | 41 |
| #3 | Primdahl | +0.36 | 35 | 58 |
| #4 | C-rap | -0.07 | 43 | 80 |
| #5 | Rekylvand | -0.53 | 26 | 58 |





