








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3617 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6922 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3692 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4868 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,708 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Primdahl | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Bromie | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | C-rap | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C-rap | 330 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Rekylvand | 222 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Primdahl | 140 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | fangool | 86 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 75 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fangool | +6.02 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | Chralle | +4.81 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | HeXTaG | +3.76 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | +1.57 | 39 | 42 |
| #5 | Primdahl | +1.36 | 40 | 59 |





