








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1783 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1374 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2424 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1427 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,912,230 of utility $309 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C-rap | 54% | 63 |
| #2 | Chralle | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | Primdahl | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | Hammeren | 46% | 59 |
| #5 | Maria <3 | 44% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 45 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | RagePete | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | fangool | 10 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Primdahl | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 508 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | C-rap | 157 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | fangool | 157 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Freddsohn | 134 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hammeren | 83 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MayBeGoA | +6.22 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | fangool | +5.88 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | Chralle | +5.36 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | +1.90 | 38 | 38 |
| #5 | C-rap | +1.65 | 44 | 79 |





