








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 985 | 5% |
| Smokes | 6567 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4980 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5724 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,691,019 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhiteBombo | 49% | 57 |
| #2 | Hammeren | 44% | 151 |
| #3 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | 43% | 171 |
| #4 | fangool | 41% | 63 |
| #5 | C-rap | 41% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 32 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Bromie | 18 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Primdahl | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | fangool | 10 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | MayBeGoA | 8 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rekylvand | 600 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | C-rap | 410 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Primdahl | 251 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Hammeren | 206 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | fangool | 180 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fangool | +5.87 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | MayBeGoA | +3.95 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | WhiteBombo | +2.82 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | Super Monkey 🇩🇰 | +1.71 | 40 | 39 |
| #5 | Primdahl | +0.07 | 36 | 61 |





