








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2806 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3062 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2964 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3264 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,591 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keffo | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Hemulen | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Doppe | 51% | 150 |
| #4 | priest | 50% | 140 |
| #5 | Livet | 49% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Farsan | 48% | 152 |
| #8 | Sniper Man | 48% | 193 |
| #9 | haddock | 45% | 62 |
| #10 | Vittrar | 44% | 64 |
| #11 | Little John | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farsan | 22 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Livet | 18 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Doppe | 17 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Keffo | 11 | 0.0186 |
| #5 | Sniper Man | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Livet | 1259 | 0.29 | 42 min |
| #2 | Farsan | 455 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Sniper Man | 324 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | priest | 293 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Vittrar | 106 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keffo | +3.06 | 76 | 47 |
| #2 | Doppe | +2.51 | 74 | 43 |
| #3 | contra | +2.50 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | Sniper Man | +1.05 | 53 | 60 |
| #5 | Livet | +0.97 | 67 | 84 |





