








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 408 | 16% |
| Smokes | 507 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 662 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1037 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,243 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodi | 45% | 77 |
| #2 | whelmi | 45% | 230 |
| #3 | KaKa | 43% | 356 |
| #4 | nemes81 | 41% | 200 |
| #5 | punsku | 39% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | whelmi | 45% | 230 |
| #3 | KaKa | 43% | 356 |
| #4 | nemes81 | 41% | 200 |
| #5 | punsku | 39% | 64 |
| #6 | iblue | 38% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaKa | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | whelmi | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | nemes81 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | iblue | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Jodi | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whelmi | 645 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | KaKa | 378 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #3 | punsku | 127 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jodi | 114 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | nemes81 | 92 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodi | +4.32 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | whelmi | +1.63 | 32 | 68 |
| #3 | KaKa | +1.27 | 55 | 53 |
| #4 | punsku | -1.08 | 13 | 72 |
| #5 | kristianor1 | -1.43 | 36 | 22 |





