








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,525 | |
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,035 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3295 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3294 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1763 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1683 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,082 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodi | 52% | 67 |
| #2 | iblue | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | KaKa | 46% | 234 |
| #4 | kristianor1 | 45% | 230 |
| #5 | nemes81 | 44% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | iblue | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | KaKa | 46% | 234 |
| #4 | kristianor1 | 45% | 230 |
| #5 | nemes81 | 44% | 95 |
| #6 | punsku | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaKa | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | kristianor1 | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Jodi | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | punsku | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | iblue | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaKa | 190 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jodi | 110 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | punsku | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | nemes81 | 41 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | kristianor1 | 40 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodi | +4.29 | 59 | 68 |
| #2 | whelmi | +1.50 | 32 | 68 |
| #3 | KaKa | +0.90 | 53 | 50 |
| #4 | punsku | -1.23 | 12 | 72 |
| #5 | kristianor1 | -2.27 | 32 | 23 |





