








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,369 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2233 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4755 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1976 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4254 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,748,137 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whelmi | 46% | 234 |
| #2 | Jodi | 46% | 96 |
| #3 | kristianor1 | 43% | 356 |
| #4 | punsku | 42% | 103 |
| #5 | nemes81 | 41% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jodi | 46% | 96 |
| #3 | kristianor1 | 43% | 356 |
| #4 | punsku | 42% | 103 |
| #5 | nemes81 | 41% | 184 |
| #6 | iblue | 41% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kristianor1 | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | punsku | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Jodi | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | nemes81 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | iblue | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whelmi | 646 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | punsku | 210 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jodi | 156 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | kristianor1 | 73 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | nemes81 | 68 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodi | +3.87 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | whelmi | +1.50 | 32 | 67 |
| #3 | KaKa | +0.99 | 55 | 52 |
| #4 | punsku | -1.21 | 13 | 71 |
| #5 | kristianor1 | -1.69 | 35 | 22 |





