








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1335 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1260 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1043 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,034 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whelmi | 52% | 67 |
| #2 | KaKa | 46% | 96 |
| #3 | kristianor1 | 45% | 77 |
| #4 | nemes81 | 39% | 51 |
| #5 | punsku | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KaKa | 46% | 96 |
| #3 | kristianor1 | 45% | 77 |
| #4 | nemes81 | 39% | 51 |
| #5 | punsku | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | iblue | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kristianor1 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | iblue | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whelmi | 188 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | KaKa | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | punsku | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | nemes81 | 20 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | kristianor1 | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jodi | +3.57 | 59 | 67 |
| #2 | whelmi | +0.47 | 30 | 69 |
| #3 | KaKa | +0.22 | 58 | 46 |
| #4 | punsku | -1.38 | 16 | 67 |
| #5 | kristianor1 | -2.63 | 29 | 23 |





