








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 555 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4100 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4148 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4600 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2798 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,058,472 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabi | 59% | 96 |
| #2 | Peasman | 57% | 70 |
| #3 | Le_Rot | 56% | 100 |
| #4 | ジェイミー | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | cyberaser | 55% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | NooM # grim determination 🦄 | 45% | 65 |
| #16 | nex | 43% | 167 |
| #17 | Balasti | 43% | 108 |
| #18 | ChuckYou | 41% | 81 |
| #19 | SOL1DUDE | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | texoo | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ropsu | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Shmilus | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | EddyintheMirror | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Misuu Aki | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | texoo | 950 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #2 | ropsu | 700 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | cyberaser | 637 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Misuu Aki | 600 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #5 | Dark | 514 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | texoo | +3.04 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Kontrabandist | +1.80 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | sWAN_ | +0.95 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | Misuu Aki | +0.80 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | Akaza★💫 | +0.48 | 79 | 61 |





