








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 778 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 558 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Renown | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10342 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9637 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9364 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9279 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,881 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | DarkLord | 65% | 54 |
| #3 | eddy | 58% | 111 |
| #4 | texoo | 55% | 105 |
| #5 | Kontrabandist | 55% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Knuffelbär | 51% | 61 |
| #15 | boiler_ | 48% | 63 |
| #16 | Mr_J_Reese | 43% | 69 |
| #17 | atari teenage riot | 39% | 69 |
| #18 | Bobbes | 39% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOL1DUDE | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | dim8 | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | R0$4 | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Kontrabandist | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Maschock | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SOL1DUDE | 987 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | dim8 | 869 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #3 | R0$4 | 593 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #4 | stev.v | 514 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #5 | Kontrabandist | 485 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stev.v | +2.71 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | dim8 | +2.28 | 59 | 76 |
| #3 | texoo | +2.25 | 88 | 61 |
| #4 | Kontrabandist | +2.15 | 87 | 53 |
| #5 | SOL1DUDE | +1.79 | 75 | 65 |





