








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 652 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3091 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2302 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 7363 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 5449 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,651,366 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheCuke | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | clix | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | texoo | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | MyDexter | 48% | 160 |
| #5 | Smidty | 47% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | CheeseBreeze | 45% | 424 |
| #9 | ropsu | 45% | 537 |
| #10 | Peasman | 44% | 70 |
| #11 | Kontrabandist | 43% | 167 |
| #12 | J 4 K | 38% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 38 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | CheeseBreeze | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | DarkLord | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | J 4 K | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Kontrabandist | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 1855 | 0.16 | 54 min |
| #2 | CheeseBreeze | 1542 | 0.17 | 37 min |
| #3 | DarkLord | 1159 | 0.18 | 32 min |
| #4 | J 4 K | 603 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #5 | MyDexter | 470 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | texoo | +3.80 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | ropsu | +1.69 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | Kontrabandist | +1.67 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | MyDexter | +0.29 | 69 | 76 |
| #5 | WhoAmI|Ramjay | -0.33 | 73 | 62 |





