








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1217 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2680 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2004 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1872 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,470 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hUnt. | 61% | 70 |
| #2 | skäpz | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | eskoo | 51% | 98 |
| #4 | mysin | 49% | 167 |
| #5 | tissin | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | insy | 46% | 24 |
| #8 | Reaperin | 45% | 22 |
| #9 | 2meterdumheter | 45% | 55 |
| #10 | VoLi | 44% | 85 |
| #11 | Silver | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mysin | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | VoLi | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | tissin | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Warulf | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | eskoo | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hUnt. | 279 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | eskoo | 252 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | mysin | 225 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | VoLi | 159 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | skäpz | 104 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskoo | +2.27 | 72 | 80 |
| #2 | hUnt. | +1.87 | 85 | 81 |
| #3 | skäpz | +1.74 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | mysin | +0.33 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | tissin | -0.12 | 54 | 65 |





