








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 503 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 237 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5834 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4890 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3249 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3144 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,489 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | SuPaRu | 61% | 70 |
| #3 | 2meterdumheter | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | skäpz | 58% | 118 |
| #5 | eskoo | 58% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | skäpz | 58% | 118 |
| #5 | eskoo | 58% | 233 |
| #6 | mysin | 56% | 246 |
| #7 | tissin | 55% | 111 |
| #8 | VoLi | 52% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mysin | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | tissin | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Silver | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | skäpz | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | VoLi | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskoo | 648 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | mysin | 306 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | skäpz | 211 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | VoLi | 179 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | tissin | 166 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskoo | +1.76 | 71 | 78 |
| #2 | hUnt. | +1.62 | 84 | 79 |
| #3 | skäpz | +0.81 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | mysin | -0.10 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | SuPaRu | -0.65 | 66 | 59 |





