








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 172 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2822 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3417 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3398 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2829 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,494 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reaperin | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | skäpz | 56% | 89 |
| #3 | eskoo | 53% | 165 |
| #4 | hUnt. | 52% | 110 |
| #5 | mysin | 49% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | tissin | 48% | 104 |
| #8 | Silver | 47% | 74 |
| #9 | insy | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | SuPaRu | 44% | 85 |
| #11 | 2meterdumheter | 39% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mysin | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Warulf | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | tissin | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | SuPaRu | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Silver | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskoo | 428 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | hUnt. | 384 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | mysin | 360 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Warulf | 192 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | skäpz | 173 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskoo | +2.23 | 72 | 80 |
| #2 | skäpz | +1.86 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | hUnt. | +1.26 | 84 | 81 |
| #4 | mysin | +0.07 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | VoLi | -0.16 | 54 | 67 |





