








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 327 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5250 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6405 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6009 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5316 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,330,316 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hUnt. | 56% | 246 |
| #2 | eskoo | 54% | 307 |
| #3 | skäpz | 54% | 207 |
| #4 | tissin | 51% | 172 |
| #5 | Lasse Kongo | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Blåbär Puff3 | 45% | 99 |
| #13 | Qviztn =D | 44% | 159 |
| #14 | Vildhamstrin | 43% | 83 |
| #15 | Warulf | 42% | 191 |
| #16 | hombree | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warulf | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Silver | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | VoLi | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Qviztn =D | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | eskoo | 4 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hUnt. | 919 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #2 | eskoo | 890 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | Warulf | 482 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | Qviztn =D | 478 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | VoLi | 473 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qviztn =D | +2.38 | 78 | 77 |
| #2 | eskoo | +2.26 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | skäpz | +1.31 | 86 | 66 |
| #4 | hUnt. | +1.28 | 83 | 80 |
| #5 | mysin | +0.88 | 71 | 53 |





