








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 999 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1053 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 788 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 473 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $374,957 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Hanasama | 58% | 24 |
| #8 | iba💯 | 58% | 38 |
| #9 | ♱MollyMannen♱ | 56% | 9 |
| #10 | BELLA CIAO | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | Kattvesslan | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pekka Ariola | 199 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | phyx | 147 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | iba💯 | 121 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hanasama | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | IZY | 38 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misfits x wackie | +3.38 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | ♱MollyMannen♱ | +2.53 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | Pekka Ariola | +1.65 | 84 | 69 |
| #4 | Hanasama | +1.59 | 85 | 70 |
| #5 | Markling | +0.29 | 87 | 78 |





