








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4038 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4202 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3396 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2912 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,041,393 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alu- | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | Everdose | 53% | 151 |
| #3 | Clap | 50% | 108 |
| #4 | Alu- | 50% | 128 |
| #5 | Akah24 | 50% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biggi_007 | 25 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Raymond Le Roi du Saucisson | 18 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Everdose | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Akah24 | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Alu- | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biggi_007 | 1186 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #2 | Raymond Le Roi du Saucisson | 774 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | Akah24 | 430 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | Everdose | 309 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Clap | 242 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnaud^ | +1.82 | 64 | 60 |
| #2 | Biggi_007 | +0.66 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | Alu- | +0.63 | 33 | 63 |
| #4 | Alu- | +0.24 | 34 | 67 |
| #5 | Sighen | +0.11 | 41 | 64 |





