








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1275 | 35% |
| Smokes | 847 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 716 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 772 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,588 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lenni | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Lysop | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | 𝓚 𝖆 𝖒 𝖎 ™ | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | machtnix. | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | Danny | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | megalopolik | 115 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Erosive | 114 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝓚 𝖆 𝖒 𝖎 ™ | 73 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #4 | daniel | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Adrian Pralla | 51 | 0.40 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erosive | +6.37 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | Pug | +5.01 | 82 | 75 |
| #3 | megalopolik | +4.27 | 94 | 66 |
| #4 | Lysop | +3.68 | 94 | 61 |
| #5 | machtnix. | +3.53 | 84 | 51 |





