








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4416 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4481 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4467 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4698 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,491,886 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G1nxi | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | SoyTroy | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | neoN ⛴ | 57% | 280 |
| #4 | MiruD | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MiruD | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | 50% | 38 |
| #6 | TPS | 48% | 102 |
| #7 | Jymm! ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ | 45% | 86 |
| #8 | Addi ♡ | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neoN ⛴ | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Jymm! ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | TPS | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | G1nxi | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neoN ⛴ | 1198 | 0.22 | 35 min |
| #2 | TPS | 328 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jymm! ◉ ͟ʖ ◉ | 241 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | SoyTroy | 163 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | 151 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoyTroy | +2.82 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | Saiyajin HomerLadiesMan | +2.11 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | Jörn ⛟ | +1.57 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | neoN ⛴ | +1.08 | 71 | 78 |
| #5 | TPS | +0.40 | 73 | 75 |





