








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Faceit | 402 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 57,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15690 | 27% |
| Smokes | 16588 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 12794 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12548 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,672 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2062 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rojo | 59% | 215 |
| #2 | Galexo | 58% | 114 |
| #3 | Myrdin | 56% | 264 |
| #4 | ✪ Alect | 55% | 484 |
| #5 | Niklas395 | 54% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Alect | 21 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | shine ツ -iwnl- | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Myrdin | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | saim1nn :v | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Rojo | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Alect | 1133 | 0.11 | 35 min |
| #2 | Myrdin | 827 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #3 | Rojo | 683 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | ►Alpha† | 666 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #5 | saim1nn :v | 493 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Alect | +1.94 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | SoyTroy | +1.90 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | NiftyJ | +0.88 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | ►Alpha† | +0.73 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Niklas395 | +0.26 | 65 | 61 |





