








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3745 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3061 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3618 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2477 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $976,450 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaguar | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | skill free player | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Longbow | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | gunny | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | yung d4nny- | 53% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | greg | 52% | 23 |
| #7 | chris | 51% | 43 |
| #8 | iltemnc | 49% | 41 |
| #9 | electriczz | 35% | 17 |
| #10 | tao | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | greg | 5 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Longbow | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | gunny | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | chris | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | 228 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | gunny | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | tao | 122 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #4 | Longbow | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | chris | 105 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | +4.46 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | gunny | +2.02 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | skill free player | +1.47 | 83 | 75 |
| #4 | stellar | +0.67 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | Longbow | +0.10 | 50 | 65 |





