








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 373 | 26% |
| Smokes | 304 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 471 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,613 of utility $254 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Space dude51 | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | iltemnc | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | skill free player | 75% | 8 |
| #4 | arbiter | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | Creech | 67% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | trav | 60% | 5 |
| #10 | yung d4nny- | 59% | 39 |
| #11 | chris | 57% | 14 |
| #12 | greg | 47% | 15 |
| #13 | Longbow | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | 6 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | greg | 3 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | LUCAS | 2 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | stellar | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | gunny | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | 111 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | stellar | 75 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | gunny | 74 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Longbow | 62 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | chris | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arbiter | +7.20 | 91 | 41 |
| #2 | LUCAS | +5.04 | 96 | 74 |
| #3 | iltemnc | +4.08 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | gunny | +3.29 | 67 | 74 |
| #5 | yung d4nny- | +3.18 | 84 | 70 |





