








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2029 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2282 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2330 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1972 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,482 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Space dude51 | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | iltemnc | 63% | 59 |
| #3 | Jaguar | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | yung d4nny- | 56% | 93 |
| #5 | chris | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | yung d4nny- | 56% | 93 |
| #5 | chris | 56% | 43 |
| #6 | stellar | 55% | 44 |
| #7 | Longbow | 54% | 50 |
| #8 | greg | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | greg | 3 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | iltemnc | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Longbow | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | stellar | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | 294 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | stellar | 133 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | iltemnc | 126 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Longbow | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | chris | 95 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung d4nny- | +2.75 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | gunny | +2.59 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | Space dude51 | +0.62 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | iltemnc | +0.25 | 71 | 66 |
| #5 | stellar | +0.12 | 72 | 69 |





