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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 160 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7512 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6416 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7059 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6094 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,979,302 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 53% | 324 |
| #2 | Tasiloooo | 52% | 368 |
| #3 | donotteam | 51% | 65 |
| #4 | ƮأϞ | 51% | 180 |
| #5 | MarcDerBoi | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ƮأϞ | 51% | 180 |
| #5 | MarcDerBoi | 49% | 179 |
| #6 | Vrodon | 49% | 456 |
| #7 | DreamLive | 44% | 154 |
| #8 | Tasilooo | 37% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vrodon | 20 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Tasiloooo | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ƮأϞ | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | MarcDerBoi | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vrodon | 2609 | 0.27 | 64 min |
| #2 | Tasiloooo | 1695 | 0.22 | 41 min |
| #3 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 890 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #4 | ƮأϞ | 664 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #5 | DreamLive | 629 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | traderjoe | +2.27 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | DreamLive | +1.16 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | Tasiloooo | +0.91 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | ƮأϞ | +0.55 | 56 | 75 |
| #5 | Tasilooo | +0.45 | 61 | 68 |





