








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1025 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11156 | 33% |
| Smokes | 9618 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5361 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7950 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,763 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy | 63% | 56 |
| #2 | Oxi | 57% | 106 |
| #3 | Dinnercore | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | traderjoe | 51% | 180 |
| #5 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 50% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Tasiloooo | 50% | 183 |
| #7 | UNEX I sou! | 49% | 138 |
| #8 | Vrodon | 46% | 114 |
| #9 | Cod4nohands | 46% | 87 |
| #10 | DreamLive | 42% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UNEX I sou! | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | traderjoe | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Tasiloooo | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Oxi | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tasiloooo | 860 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | Vrodon | 785 | 0.33 | 24 min |
| #3 | traderjoe | 597 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #4 | DreamLive | 332 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | ⓡⓤⓕⓕⓨ | 331 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oxi | +2.36 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | traderjoe | +1.65 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | ƮأϞ | +1.25 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | Tasiloooo | +0.90 | 65 | 69 |
| #5 | DreamLive | +0.44 | 61 | 72 |





