








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1689 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1359 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2007 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2278 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,301 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tutim | 55% | 150 |
| #2 | E@MyShorts2333 | 53% | 189 |
| #3 | Apps0 | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Apollo | 49% | 43 |
| #5 | Ultipenguin | 48% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | K3ibl3r3lf | 41% | 90 |
| #9 | Plimbus | 41% | 32 |
| #10 | Sledge | 41% | 69 |
| #11 | GerryD91 | 39% | 23 |
| #12 | dudemcsauce | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultipenguin | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Tutim | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | E@MyShorts2333 | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | dudemcsauce | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | K3ibl3r3lf | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultipenguin | 304 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | Tutim | 276 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | E@MyShorts2333 | 260 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | K3ibl3r3lf | 106 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Apps0 | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grimace | +2.48 | 66 | 47 |
| #2 | Tutim | +1.02 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | Ultipenguin | +0.97 | 54 | 41 |
| #4 | Apollo | +0.72 | 43 | 35 |
| #5 | Apps0 | +0.43 | 32 | 44 |





