








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1814 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3956 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2681 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2247 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,814 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apollo | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | Apps0 | 48% | 40 |
| #3 | SpaceHelicopter | 47% | 49 |
| #4 | Tutim | 46% | 107 |
| #5 | Grimace | 41% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Ultipenguin | 40% | 232 |
| #9 | DAVE 3 | 40% | 53 |
| #10 | Sledge | 37% | 67 |
| #11 | GerryD91 | 37% | 57 |
| #12 | Plimbus | 33% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E@MyShorts2333 | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Tutim | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Ultipenguin | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Grimace | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Sledge | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ultipenguin | 266 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tutim | 228 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | E@MyShorts2333 | 218 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Grimace | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Apps0 | 114 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grimace | +2.11 | 70 | 49 |
| #2 | Ultipenguin | +2.02 | 56 | 40 |
| #3 | Tutim | +1.26 | 57 | 48 |
| #4 | Apollo | +1.12 | 45 | 28 |
| #5 | SpaceHelicopter | +0.29 | 44 | 55 |





