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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1486 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1025 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 686 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1343 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,049 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite | 93% | 30 |
| #2 | lou | 87% | 39 |
| #3 | djay | 85% | 40 |
| #4 | Snakes | 85% | 99 |
| #5 | Outback | 84% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | djay | 85% | 40 |
| #4 | Snakes | 85% | 99 |
| #5 | Outback | 84% | 44 |
| #6 | becker | 81% | 27 |
| #7 | Fawx ♥ | 73% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite | 16 | 0.0316 |
| #2 | Snakes | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Outback | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | djay | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | lou | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snakes | 199 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | djay | 168 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Infinite | 115 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | lou | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Outback | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltage | +6.13 | 98 | 59 |
| #2 | Infinite | +5.86 | 89 | 66 |
| #3 | Snakes | +4.60 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | Fawx ♥ | +2.87 | 90 | 53 |
| #5 | Outback | +1.46 | 83 | 64 |





