








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2261 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2136 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1610 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1784 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,804 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltage | 85% | 40 |
| #2 | Sandman | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | Aureo | 82% | 11 |
| #4 | Snakes | 81% | 52 |
| #5 | Outback | 80% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | becker | 73% | 33 |
| #10 | hi | 71% | 14 |
| #11 | aimex | 71% | 42 |
| #12 | Rikka | 64% | 14 |
| #13 | mason | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outback | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | aimex | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | BiNoX | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Snakes | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | mason | 3 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aimex | 260 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #2 | Outback | 225 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | BiNoX | 207 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Voltage | 149 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | lou | 135 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltage | +2.89 | 96 | 66 |
| #2 | BiNoX | +2.41 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Rikka | +2.40 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | djay | +2.33 | 88 | 72 |
| #5 | Sandman | +2.23 | 83 | 72 |





