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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 576 | 31% |
| Smokes | 406 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 304 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 574 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,170 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Matheos- | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Infinite | 92% | 13 |
| #3 | Outback | 83% | 30 |
| #4 | BiNoX | 82% | 17 |
| #5 | Voltage | 81% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Voltage | 81% | 27 |
| #6 | lou | 79% | 19 |
| #7 | Snakes | 76% | 25 |
| #8 | djay | 73% | 33 |
| #9 | jcr | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite | 6 | 0.0249 |
| #2 | Snakes | 4 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | BiNoX | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | djay | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Outback | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djay | 144 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | Outback | 102 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Snakes | 81 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Voltage | 71 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | BiNoX | 70 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite | +5.81 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | Voltage | +5.13 | 96 | 58 |
| #3 | Snakes | +4.02 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | Outback | +2.71 | 89 | 66 |
| #5 | BiNoX | +2.29 | 86 | 67 |





