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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1009 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1063 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 754 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1170 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $209,394 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite | 88% | 32 |
| #2 | Voltage | 85% | 99 |
| #3 | BiNoX | 82% | 17 |
| #4 | Outback | 81% | 53 |
| #5 | djay | 81% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BiNoX | 82% | 17 |
| #4 | Outback | 81% | 53 |
| #5 | djay | 81% | 52 |
| #6 | lou | 81% | 36 |
| #7 | becker | 76% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite | 15 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | Voltage | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Outback | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | djay | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | becker | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltage | 241 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | djay | 229 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Outback | 126 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Infinite | 111 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | BiNoX | 105 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinite | +5.56 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Voltage | +4.66 | 97 | 60 |
| #3 | Snakes | +4.19 | 85 | 62 |
| #4 | BiNoX | +1.65 | 93 | 67 |
| #5 | Outback | +1.16 | 84 | 69 |





