








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 602 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 831 | 33% |
| Smokes | 326 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 616 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 752 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,968 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallix | 9 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | Clmet1a | 9 | 0.0333 |
| #3 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | 7 | 0.0193 |
| #4 | Number 1 Pomu Rainpuff Fan | 7 | 0.0217 |
| #5 | Cute catboy | 7 | 0.0323 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Assman | 99 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Fallix | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Number 1 Pomu Rainpuff Fan | 48 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zekken | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zekken | +4.33 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Number 1 Pomu Rainpuff Fan | +3.86 | 32 | 54 |
| #3 | Cute catboy | +2.47 | 81 | 33 |
| #4 | crunchy | +1.70 | 47 | 35 |
| #5 | Zekken | +1.44 | 68 | 54 |





