








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1013 | 40% |
| Smokes | 674 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 328 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,761 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crunchy | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | 39% | 75 |
| #3 | Pleesuls | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crunchy | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | 39% | 75 |
| #3 | Pleesuls | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | 32 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | Pleesuls | 11 | 0.0276 |
| #3 | crunchy | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | 180 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Pleesuls | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | crunchy | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | +1.65 | 61 | 56 |
| #2 | Pleesuls | -0.07 | 51 | 57 |
| #3 | Fallix | -1.29 | 43 | 49 |
| #4 | crunchy | -1.96 | 45 | 21 |





