








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 460 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1846 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1707 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 775 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1284 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,778 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Number 1 Pomu Rainpuff Fan | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | Pleesuls | 41% | 41 |
| #3 | crunchy | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | Fallix | 39% | 75 |
| #5 | Number 1 Finana Ryugu Fan | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fallix | 39% | 75 |
| #5 | Number 1 Finana Ryugu Fan | 36% | 14 |
| #6 | Number 1 Nyanners Fan | 33% | 18 |
| #7 | Clmet1a | 27% | 11 |
| #8 | coco. | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallix | 22 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | Pleesuls | 13 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | Number 1 Finana Ryugu Fan | 10 | 0.0368 |
| #4 | Number 1 Pomu Rainpuff Fan | 6 | 0.0226 |
| #5 | crunchy | 5 | 0.0140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallix | 238 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Number 1 Nyanners Fan | 62 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Number 1 Finana Ryugu Fan | 50 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pleesuls | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Number 1 Pomu Rainpuff Fan | 39 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★彡[Luna]彡★ | +2.20 | 63 | 61 |
| #2 | Pleesuls | +1.27 | 43 | 55 |
| #3 | Number 1 Pomu Rainpuff Fan | +1.13 | 44 | 46 |
| #4 | Clmet1a | +0.41 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Number 1 Finana Ryugu Fan | -1.28 | 67 | 60 |





