








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 944 | 30% |
| Smokes | 671 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 669 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 853 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,330 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kitten | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Jimmy D Fried | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | Swordfish 13 | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | tyo | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | jord | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KohZe | 52% | 79 |
| #7 | Ruddybird | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | Domorin | 50% | 42 |
| #9 | Zfunk | 48% | 52 |
| #10 | haru | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jord | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Zfunk | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Swordfish 13 | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | haru | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Ruddybird | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jord | 226 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zfunk | 135 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | KohZe | 127 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jimmy D Fried | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Domorin | 77 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sachburger | +2.98 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | jord | +0.66 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Domorin | +0.40 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | haru | +0.12 | 47 | 64 |
| #5 | Jimmy D Fried | -0.12 | 48 | 68 |





