








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1476 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1938 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1099 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1823 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,758 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awdeer | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | ✪ KiWi | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | Eclipse | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | csr | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | gaba | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Eclipse | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | csr | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | gaba | 41% | 37 |
| #6 | enjoi | 41% | 74 |
| #7 | TheVicBro | 32% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | enjoi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | gaba | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ✪ KiWi | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | csr | 210 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | enjoi | 171 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ KiWi | 153 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | TheVicBro | 146 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Awdeer | 47 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awdeer | +0.88 | 58 | 56 |
| #2 | csr | +0.54 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | darkAD | -0.32 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | TheVicBro | -0.47 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | gaba | -0.49 | 81 | 59 |





