








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 760 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1041 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 709 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1114 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,678 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 329 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NarSoSerious | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Skimix | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | matsu | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | ✪ KiWi | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Eclipse | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | darkAD | 43% | 81 |
| #7 | TheLilGeneral | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | enjoi | 35% | 48 |
| #9 | gaba | 35% | 34 |
| #10 | TheVicBro | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darkAD | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | enjoi | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | gaba | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ✪ KiWi | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Eclipse | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darkAD | 234 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | TheVicBro | 139 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ KiWi | 121 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | enjoi | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Skimix | 84 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | csr | +0.72 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | Skimix | +0.17 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | darkAD | -0.16 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | TheVicBro | -0.43 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | gaba | -0.52 | 80 | 60 |





