








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2028 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1958 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1106 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1529 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,569 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DPG | L1V1D | º–º | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | PBP | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | darkAD | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Xrtem | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | Optical | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xrtem | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | PBP | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | DPG | L1V1D | º–º | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Optical | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PBP | 130 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Optical | 71 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Xrtem | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | DPG | L1V1D | º–º | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | darkAD | 26 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DPG | L1V1D | º–º | +3.10 | 70 | 40 |
| #2 | Awdeer | +1.71 | 66 | 62 |
| #3 | Optical | +1.64 | 88 | 65 |
| #4 | Xrtem | +1.25 | 71 | 37 |
| #5 | darkAD | -1.95 | 69 | 53 |





