








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4003 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3294 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1980 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2687 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,073 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Particle in Box | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | Rick Yorn (LBI Entertainment) | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | kron job | 46% | 199 |
| #4 | Breadfruit (Post-Op) | 45% | 107 |
| #5 | Prescott Globuel (Unliterate) | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kron job | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Fishwad? | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Breadfruit (Post-Op) | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | robby | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Rick Yorn (LBI Entertainment) | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kron job | 301 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Breadfruit (Post-Op) | 246 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fishwad? | 173 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | robby | 158 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rick Yorn (LBI Entertainment) | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robby | +3.81 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | Fishwad? | +0.95 | 57 | 55 |
| #3 | MediaGeneral | +0.12 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Particle in Box | -0.04 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | kron job | -0.65 | 54 | 49 |





