








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 968 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4637 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5496 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6901 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5695 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,687,344 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 821 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4yz | 83% | 59 |
| #2 | Wilsonnr1 | 78% | 64 |
| #3 | ChaosGeneral | 78% | 161 |
| #4 | -KeegaN- | 78% | 58 |
| #5 | Xerwell | 74% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Benski | 57% | 35 |
| #14 | katsu- | 57% | 74 |
| #15 | Friesports | 49% | 39 |
| #16 | jerry | 49% | 35 |
| #17 | RiisenpaiTTV | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Xerwell | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ChaosGeneral | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Diabetesbruh | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheep Heep | 1147 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | Diabetesbruh | 617 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | Xerwell | 424 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | ☇Ĥ☈IS WĤ✪?! ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ | 354 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | DaDavidoof 17.13.19 | 280 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilsonnr1 | +2.97 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | DrPogoface | +2.78 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | ChaosGeneral | +1.79 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | Xerwell | +1.74 | 85 | 61 |
| #5 | r4yz | +1.69 | 86 | 72 |





