








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 356 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7510 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7893 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3742 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6620 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,057,591 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holycow | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | ROWDY.CS | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | ZaKire | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | LW | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Xie | 54% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Ericcc | 52% | 245 |
| #12 | deckle- | 49% | 112 |
| #13 | Ec1ipse | 48% | 27 |
| #14 | RGood | 48% | 81 |
| #15 | Pancake | 40% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xie | 27 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | virx1 | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Pancake | 16 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Ericcc | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | RGood | 10 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virx1 | 884 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | Ericcc | 609 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | deckle- | 513 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #4 | Xie | 450 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | RichMoney | 342 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancake | +2.08 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | Ericcc | +1.60 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | ZaKire | +1.38 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | LW | +0.83 | 88 | 51 |
| #5 | Xie | +0.78 | 63 | 58 |





