








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1020 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 191 | 6% |
| Smokes | 660 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1330 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1153 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,913 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 996 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pugdog | +3.97 | 62 | 55 |
| #2 | ☯boe | +2.51 | 72 | 22 |
| #3 | phzaza | +2.13 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | Turbo Tax | +0.69 | 52 | 47 |
| #5 | Adobe Bean Pro | +0.32 | 22 | 23 |





