








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5088 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3851 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3349 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1574 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,800,227 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pugdog | 59% | 66 |
| #2 | KYAL | 56% | 128 |
| #3 | ☯boe | 55% | 133 |
| #4 | phiLifer | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | saQuon | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phzaza | 654 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | KYAL | 608 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #3 | JENNA TALES | 564 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | Pugdog | 187 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | saQuon | 148 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KYAL | +5.23 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Pugdog | +2.26 | 58 | 59 |
| #3 | phiLifer | +1.60 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | phzaza | +1.60 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | ☯boe | -0.05 | 74 | 39 |





