








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 507 matches | ||
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9708 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7486 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9079 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7095 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,153,489 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galileo | 68% | 60 |
| #2 | datsleoH | 65% | 62 |
| #3 | Ray | 59% | 69 |
| #4 | Bergman | 57% | 68 |
| #5 | Deatheriin | 57% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | -Billy | 50% | 115 |
| #10 | ReNmiL | 50% | 228 |
| #11 | hibbe | 49% | 61 |
| #12 | β οΈ Γ₯rmen β | 41% | 44 |
| #13 | jollz | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReNmiL | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | -Billy | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Public Idiot Number One | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | datsleoH | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | β οΈ Γ₯rmen β | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReNmiL | 1017 | 0.21 | 32 min |
| #2 | -Billy | 583 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | Ray | 309 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #4 | jollz | 167 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | perKi | 167 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Public Idiot Number One | +2.57 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | Bergman | +1.92 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Galileo | +1.62 | 59 | 69 |
| #4 | Ray | +1.27 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | datsleoH | +1.17 | 52 | 69 |





