








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4082 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4309 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3616 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3337 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $850,821 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
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ถ BOB3000 | 59% | 69 |
| #4 | โ ๏ธ รฅrmen โ | 56% | 59 |
| #5 | C. :3 | 56% | 162 |
| #6 | DAshotRK | 53% | 106 |
| #7 | Elvis | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C. :3 | 633 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | DAshotRK | 327 | 0.16 | 9 min |
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ถ BOB3000 | 290 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | โ ๏ธ รฅrmen โ | 69 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | darki3 | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAshotRK | +2.28 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | Ray | +2.07 | 75 | 69 |
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ถ BOB3000 | +0.47 | 63 | 73 |
| #4 | C. :3 | -0.04 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | darki3 | -0.53 | 75 | 57 |





